Ramblings 1

Ok...for those who may be reading this and do not know...i am Jewish and my family is moderately religious...so whenever we order in food like pizza or Chinese we use paper and plastic for our dishes and utensils...however we seem to always be chronically short of forks...this is a problem when i am trying to eat my vegetable lo mien and there is not a single plastic fork in the house...however when i go looking for one i always find dozens of plastic knives and spoons...why you may ask...well the answer is simple...whenever my mother goes out to buy plastic ware she either gets all spoons (i have no idea why) or gets knives, forks and spoons in one box (so there's like 5 of each)...she rarely if ever just gets a box of forks...its really annoying so today i found myself in such a predicament so i was forced to drive the 5 min to the local P&C and buy like 50 plastic forks...this problem could also be solved if they actually sold the ever useful spork...then we could have lots of spoons and yet i could always use them as forks...i say its a win win...but alas they do not sell boxes of sporks (at least none that i could find) so i have began work on a program to breed forks and spoons to get sporks (they say the reason sporks exist is because someone left thier spoons and forks together in the drawer)...if this isn't successful i could always try growing more fork trees and having a fork tree farm (thanks for the first one Joe)...hopefully from now on out ill actually be able to eat my lo mien with forks rather than fumbling around with chopsticks (the dreaded alternative)...